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FUCK YOU, GLEN POWELL

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When Glen Powell comes to his Missouri hometown to shoot a movie and starts dating the woman he has loved since high school, a stalled factory worker and failed screenwriter launches one last pathetic campaign to win her — only to discover the movie he needs to rewrite is his own life.

A comedy about losing a fight to a movie star who has done nothing wrong. Every move he makes to win her back is worse than the last, and he keeps making them, because quitting would mean admitting he wrote himself a small part and played it for twenty years.

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